Politician
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.

Cigarette
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.

Marriage
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor's degree and a woman gains her master's.

Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Dictionary
A place where divorce comes before marriage .

Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Divorce
Future tense of marriage.

Lecture
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".

Compromise
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody beleives he got the biggest piece

College
A place where some pursue learning and others learn pursuing.